If you have any questions, please do hesitate!

However, if you really must, and have a question, concern, emotional complaint, 

or legally questionable idea? We’d love to hear from you. Honest...

Unless it’s:

• “Can you make this less rude?”
• “Do you have anything normal?”
• or “My grandmother was upset by your birthday card.”

Please use the contact email address below and allow 1–3 business days for a

surprisingly professional response, depending on:

• caffeine levels,
• printer-related incidents,
• and the general collapse of morale.
• Donald Trump.